Marriage

You know what I don't understand? Marriage. You'll either come out dead or single. You know how people getting married say that they're in love? Well that's a bunch of bull, because half of them end up divorced anyway. So why go through the drag of marriage? Instead, get a boyfriend/girlfriend, date them, then, as soon as you're tired of each other (which will happen) leaving is easy. Just pack up and move on out. That way, you don't have to go through all the paperwork and the humiliation of telling everybody you're divorced. Because obviously some thing's fucked up with you if you couldn't make it fucking work! So don't even fucking try, please, because everybody who has to watch your life fall apart feels miserable too.