The Stalkers Guide

And the winner of the Tim Burton poll is......

Quad-tie between the Batman movies

Sweeny Todd

Edward Sizzorhands

and other (which (sorry I completely forgot your name) posted in a comment. Thank you.)

You're probably wondering why I labeled this post "The Stalkers Guide." Well, it's quite simple really. Just read the title and it'll tell you everything!

Basically I was rollin' through life and I realized that it is very difficult to know whether or not you're a stalker. Well, at least I've contemplated this myself on numerous occasions. And I've come to the conclusion that yes, I am.

Well, here's a little check list I've set up so you can see if you're considered a stalker. Keep in mind this is written by a 15-year-old girl in her Freshmen year of high school, so it's probably not as reliable as something written by, say, a college graduate or somebody who as at least studied stalkers more than a few episodes of Law & Order. But hey, this beats buying a book all about stalkers, which probably ranges from 15$ - 50$. So you're welcome.

Are you a stalker?

Check off everything you are. If you check off more than 8 then yes, you're a stalker.

It doesn't matter who this pertains to. It could be an ex-lover, a wanna-be lover, or just a celebrity. Even a fictional character (although some of these you might have trouble with if that's the case.)

Anywho, enjoy!

• You think about them constantly
• You've dreamt about them more than once
• You make excuses to drive by their house
• You stare at them when they aren't aware of it
• You picture your wedding day with them
• You want to kill them and/or kidnap them
• You don't consider yourself a stalker
• You imagine yourself if the Saw movies with them
• You get really frustrated when they ignore you or talk to somebody else
• You're extremely jealous of everybody close to them
• You do stupid things to get their attention
• They're scared of you
• When you kiss somebody else you're pretending you're kissing them
• You picture them standing next to you when you're doing simple things, like answering the telephone or watching a movie
• You know what's best for them
• You laugh at all their jokes, even if it's a dumb one
• You hate everything about them because you know they'll never love you
• You checked yes to most of these for more than one person

Well, there you have it, the stalkers guide from a 15-year-olds perspective. Enjoy!

I Give Up... No I Don't!

Ok, before I tell you how sorry I am for not posting in... nearly a month, let me first tell you the results of the last poll I had.

And it was a tie between three votes! Soooooooooo the winners are:

CALVIN AND HOBBES

ZITS

and PEARLS BEFORE SWINE!

Thanks for playing...

Ok, so, in order to keep me interested in this blog thing I'm thinking about making a podcast. That would be super neat! I need a name for it but my mom and step-dad are leaving to go do errands in a few minutes so I'll probably play around with it then. I have a microphone and a program where I can play around with different sounds, except the problem is, I have no idea how to get it on here. I'll probably do a test one and then try and get it up, but I'll probably sound really stupid on it... But it would be fun, so don't judge me too harshly.

Let's see... what has happened to me in nearly a month? Um... I ate two whole packs of Junior Mints last night. They were freaking delicious, except now I'm sad because there are none left. I haven't driven any more, which sucks because I really want to. I got a Six Flags season pass, which is awesome because I love roller coasters, except they don't really scare me any more, which sucks... I had a dream I fell in a pool, which isn't very interesting... Wow, if this is how my blog is going, my podcast is going to be even more boring. No, hopefully you'll be entertained. I'll try my best.

Well, I WILL write another post tomorrow. I vow to it.

I'm Still Here!

I know it's been forever! I'm still here, don't worry. I  had a busy week which I will talk about in my next blog (as soon as my mom gets home from her date with my step-dad and gives me the device that allows me to upload photos from my camera) and it includes my FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!! AHHHH! AND I GOT MY PERMIT!!!!!!!! Whoop whoop!

Anywho...

The poll results (from like two weeks ago) about clowns are...

66% (2 votes) of people are afraid of clowns only if they basically try and kidnap you. Good call, people.

And 33% (one vote) are like "Bam Bam! Dead clown!" Ok, no, no killing clowns (especially the Joker <3)

Anyway, once again I'm sorry. Actually, for the first time I'm sorry. I'm dumb. But my next blog will be super exciting with pictures (if I can figure out how to get pictures on here). I'll try and get it up tomorrow! Definently not tonight though, because I am going to watch Reaper, do Biology homework *barf*, and watch Marley and Me because it's already two days over due.

Poll results and more

Holy crap. Hollllly crappppp! It's been nearly a week since I've been on here! What is wrong with me???

Anyway, newest poll results.

HARRY POTTER WINS WITH 75%!

I am very glad that there are people out there who appreciate Harry Potter! Go you!

And 25% of the vote says that one person doesn't care about Harry Potter either way.

Well, that's better than hate, I suppose.

But, not that I'm giving myself an excuse, the reason I haven't been talking is because it was spring break! Well, I can't be happy because it's over, but it was real nice while it lasted. In total I cleaned my room (thank you, Ava), got Little Miss Sunshine back from Mylla, had a slumber part at Myllas, which was awesome. We saw I Love You, Man which was HYSTARICAL! I highly recommend seeing it if you have the chance. There are a lot of jokes about wieners, but it was funny. Ha ha.

Lets see, what else did I do? I got a horrible hair cut which I'm trying to get used to. I babysat... wow, I did virtually nothing. Sure what I did was fun, but those things that I mentioned lasted three days total, so that left several days where I slept in until noon, sat at the computer for hours on end (so I'm controdicting myself with the whole "not having time to write in this blog" thing.) and successfully didn't watch Batman. This isn't a success, actually, it's a dissappointment. I got about halfway through Batman Begins and fell asleep (while it was still on I was painting my nails), then started it the next night but turned it off after about ten minutes. Oh! And I organized my DVD's so my favorite movies are on the top shelf, then my least favorite on the bottom. I know, I have a life, right?

See, aren't you glad I didn't write? My whole blog would probably be about having nothing to do. Speaking of which I should be doing my math homework but really, who needs algebra? We're learning about using the graphing calculator and I think the only reason I would ever need that in real life would be if I decide to become an algebra teacher. Same with solving equations and shit, I mean really. y=2x+14 wtf? Who gives a fuck?!

Nope, no cussing. I am becoming very civil... ha ha who am I kidding? Curse words are wired into my brain (thank you, Mylla).

Well, I'm going to go do something else for fifteen minutes, then do my homework. (shoot me, please, in the foot. Yesssss foot.)

Poll

In case you haven't noticed there is a poll I created myself to the left of this post. It is about superheros (whoop whoop). If you have the literally three seconds (if that) it takes to answer the poll I would greatly appreciate it. So far two people have voted, but we need more! I will post the results as soon as the poll is over, then I will make a new poll. Exciting, right? Yes...

Any ideas for a good topic for the poll? Tell me! Ugh, I feel like one of those really cheesy commercials for... what's that college called? It's like, "Someone will take your call 24 hours, all night and weekends too." Honey, 24 hours means all night. You go to college, or at least you are advertising that you do. Shouldn't you at least make sense when you speak? Anyway... I feel like I should be talking in a business voice with a blue-tooth head set on my ear. Don't you hate those? You're not sure if the creepy old guy next to you is trying to start a conversation or is completely insane. Then he turns around and BAM! There's his phone. Then you decide not to call the psycho ward.

You know what sucks? Money. Well, at least it sucks when you have to spend it. Like, I just got babysitting money on... Saturday? Yeah. Well, anyway, it's Monday and half of it is gone already. At least I'm babysitting on Thursday also. Maybe I should put some in my bank account? Nah, I'm probably going to buy something I really don't need but at the time am thinking, "You know what would go great with this Darth Vader action figure? Hungry Hungry Hippo!" To be honest that has never happened. But it could!

And have you ever played that game? It's magnificent.

Well, I think I'm going to go and eat the Tic Tacs I just bought. Yep, bought.